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I love finding these kind of gems on Youtube.

…and so she would dance.

Photo by Michael Higgins

Written and Directed by PES

H&M in Seattle is finally opening its doors. Now we can walk by Old Navy and Gap and make faces at it that say “We are too good for you now.” I do like H&M, I just hate going to their stores, especially in New York. All the stores look like they have been ransacked by poor people that want to look like hipsters. I will still go though and Kung Fu anyone that annoys me only because H&M is where I bought my lucky Superman briefs. Thats right, Lucky.

Ever want to show off to your friends by giving them stuff from all the places you have gone too thereby rubbing it in their faces that you are better and have more money than them? Well for us that can’t afford to travel all over the world, there is a store that can give us wannabes a solution. Here are two things that I would buy from the Kiosk Kiosk store (which has been a longtime favorite). The Mee Wah toothbrush and the paper kung fu slippers. Why? Because I believe it will be good preparation for my upcoming trip to China. How exactly would it prepare me for China you ask? Well, the paper slippers would be a great to train in before I challenge Jackie Chan to a duel on The Great Wall of China (my legs have to be powerful, yet light as a feather). I would also use the Mee Wah toothbrush to properly show the rural Chinese how to brush their teeth. Have you seen their teeth? I have……..shiver. This post has been brought to you by racism apparently.

Photographer Gérard Rancinan shot nearly 900 of China’s Olympic hopefuls over the last three years during visits to sports schools in the cities of Beijing, Shanghai and Shenyang. The athletes ranged in age from roughly eight to 30 and represented almost every Olympic sport. The full portfolio comes together as a portrait of China’s sports future and is currently on display in Paris. Here are some of our favorites. [Source]

Some of these hopefuls look no older than 8 years old. When I was 8, instead of training for the Olympics, I was trying to build the biggest house made of legos in the world (basically, I was a worthless child.) Sometimes when I watch the Olympics, I end up cheering for teams like China, because these kids are picked since sperm to go to some run down facility and train to be the best gymnast/swimmer/ninja in all of China.

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Man, seeing as how his life is at the moment (and what he looks like at the moment), it’s crazy to watching this video and realizingMichael Jackson was once a normal 13-year-old that had an incredible voice. He sang this during the Sonny & Cher comedy hour, which could have officially been the start of his downfall. As soon as he saw Cher’s face he was probably thinking that plastic surgery was the only way to live. I loved this song when I was smaller, and still do, so much that I desperately wanted a friend named Ben so I could say this song is about my friend. It was later that I found out the song is about a rat.

I am liking the new line up from the latest in the Y-3 collection. Although, I really don’t see many people wanting to wear the stuff, any collection that features boots that ninjas can wear is awesome by my standards. Maybe Adidas can pair up with a sword company soon for cool sword designs, then when I slash down my enemies I can look good while doing it.

The “Y” stands for Yohji Yamamoto, the “3″ represents adidas’ three signature stripes and the “-” signifies the link between the two. The collaboration between renowned Japanese fashion designer Yohji Yamamoto and the authentic sports brand adidas has revolutionized the industry, creating a new category in fashion. Y-3 represents design, true craftsmanship, and the future in sportswear. The fusion of innovative design, sport functionality, fashion elegance and spotless craftsmanship all accumulate to the success of Y-3 since its inception over five years ago. [Source]