Ever want to show off to your friends by giving them stuff from all the places you have gone too thereby rubbing it in their faces that you are better and have more money than them? Well for us that can’t afford to travel all over the world, there is a store that can give us wannabes a solution. Here are two things that I would buy from the Kiosk Kiosk store (which has been a longtime favorite). The Mee Wah toothbrush and the paper kung fu slippers. Why? Because I believe it will be good preparation for my upcoming trip to China. How exactly would it prepare me for China you ask? Well, the paper slippers would be a great to train in before I challenge Jackie Chan to a duel on The Great Wall of China (my legs have to be powerful, yet light as a feather). I would also use the Mee Wah toothbrush to properly show the rural Chinese how to brush their teeth. Have you seen their teeth? I have……..shiver. This post has been brought to you by racism apparently.
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