I do check my celebrity blogs from time to time (Dlisted is a new favorite thanks to my friend Andrea) and recently I have began to wonder; Where the hell is Paris Hilton? Haters aside, I used to love reading about her crazy antics because I believe that if I was rich, being friend with Paris Hilton would have been quite an adventure (who knows what could’ve happened.) Anyway, ever since she started dating that one dude from that one band that no one cares about it seems like she has disappeared off the radar. This makes me sad. Who the hell am I supposed to read about when I am bored at work? Miley Cyrus? I don’t effing think so. Girls that are barely fifteen and are saving themselves for marriage are boring, but girls that are famous for partying and being whores are not. Actually all the regulars seem to be missing from action. Where is Britney Spears? Are lesbians boring people? Because Lindsey Lohan is proving that they are. This post has been brought to you by boredom.
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